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Question about how to talk nitro - 06.10.2009, 10:58 PM

If someone say the are going to get the pinch re-done. What does that mean? It's different then just installing a new sleeve and piston isn't it?
   
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06.10.2009, 11:18 PM

Getting the pinch back usually refers to taking the worn sleeve out and passing it thru some sort of press or die to get it tight to the piston again. Usually costs less than replacing parts.
   
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06.11.2009, 03:22 AM

Pretty sure linc is right on this one - basically it's just a matter of creating a tighter fit between the piston and sleeve to increase the friction (and thus compression) between the two. Cheaper than a rebuild so it saves money, and you can vary the level of "pinch" as a way of controlling how tight an engine runs.


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06.11.2009, 12:24 PM

I've heard of people attempting this with a hose clamp.
   
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Linc is correct. Basically a nitro rc engine creates compression by moving the piston up and down in a tapered sleeve, in lieu of piston rings in a straight cylinder like in an automotive application. Over time the tapered sleeve and piston will wear and eventually not be able to create adequate compression. The term "pinching" refers to a process of taking the worn out sleeve and pressing it into a special tapered die to get a new taper in the sleeve, thus saving purchasing a new piston and sleeve. I find that a "pinched" piston and sleeve generally lasts about 1/2 as long as new, but at a very small cost. Hope this helps
   
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06.11.2009, 06:47 PM

Could I use pinch restoration on my wife?
   
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06.12.2009, 04:02 AM

I suppose, but good luck finding such a procedure for a decent price.


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I believe there is a pinch restoration available at most hosptials for a female. Can be an expensive visit. Not just monetarily, but if it snowballed. Potentially devastation for the male population to continue as we do. Just look at the power the female already has over the male. We spend most of our young adult life trying to get back into the womb. Make it better when we do reach home and well there goes the little bit of back bone man use to have. Women will get whatever they in want. Including world peace. It really seem to be an unfair trade of services. We still make the trade though.

To have the pinch re-done or implants for the puppies? Trick question. Both ofcouser. Implants seem to get more Bang for the buck, a nice visual stimulate for all males to look, but not look. Unfortunatly, you know and can't fool your brain into not knowing when the time comes. Those are not what you married. So maybe try the old trick the brain into thinking your with somebody else. Dark room works the best, lights off ofcourse. It rarely works, she will ruin it and say something. Even if it is your real name this time, doesn't matter. Poof! There goes Miss December you were just wrestling with. Then you think to yourself that these puppies you have in both hands right now, they use to fit into just one before. You rember cuz this time you don't have a cold beer in your hand also. I knew there was something about the ex-wife that was different. The whole night we sat there drinking at the same table but as far away from each other as possible. Something made her more attractive, I just couldn put a finger. It had been close to five years since.... Yep, I was right! I knew all that child support for my duaghter wasn't going for food. The Brady Bunch couldn't spend that much on food and clothing in a month. I had proof right there in my hands. So I made another wrong descision while slightly intoxicated. Think before you speak, I should of waited till later to bring it up. Saved me from chewing my own arm off in the morning to get out of there though. Back to enlargemnents.
I can rationalize the visual enhancemnt part. Heck, we don't actually have to touch them to enjoy their beauty or see them fully exposed to the cold rainy wind blow elements of mother nature to see the good points they both have. Each one is a work of art as individual as a finger print. Get enlargements for your lady, and you are doing something for all your friends, nieghbors. the whole comminity. They too can enjoy them, scratch that, appreciate them. The implants will also help if unfortunatly you can no longer stand being around the person you are married to for better or worse. If you don't have a pre-nump in place it's not to late to save on what she can get out of you in the futrue. I hope that no one out there needs a divorce or has to go through one. The al-i-money (phonics) you pay to your ex-wife stops when she gets remairried. So the plan is to get the pinch remarried as fast as possible. The implants will help you sale her to future prospects and get her out of your life. Keep her in as good of shape as your can Trade in value is important to a vehicle. You can't move on until she does. Get them now so you can enjoy them now and if the time comes. Toast the new happy couple and let him know you appreciate him taking care of your ex becuse your all done and he can have what's left.

On the other hand, the pinch. Well let's face it the trail to paridise... or maybe to some that Bantam death march. Either trail can be beautiful, as anticipation of reaching the final destination gets closer. I suppose it really depends on which direction you are coming from. Paridise itself isn't the most attractive part of the female body. IMHO Now, The forest that hides the temple of worship is a symbol known around the world. A symbol of a piece of american apple pie. The pinch itself isn't something that is put out there for visual stimulation (or brushed againt you for a free drink, cuts in line, a better seat, or the stinger NO speeding ticket?) every single day you go to work, turn on the tv, or open up the Big & Busty edition of RC Driver. The puppies are there. Our brains tell us the puppies are it, but which head does the thinking here. Yep, Minni Me, Popeye, the one eyed wiggle. I suppose a pinch is a procedure that benifits just you and her, and maybe a few select others, close relatives maybe, siblings, etc. Take caution unlike the upper torso that has a kickback even when your done with it. This pinch could continue to harm all males. Ever seen planet of the Apes?
Hate bring up another downer but depending on your relationship, there is the chance she may not let you participate in the breakin-in after the "Pinch is re-done" . Can you say Armaggedon? This could send man into a spiraling downfall, he will loose self confidence, have doubts about everything. Yes, including the Yankees. Decide one house is enough, boom there goes the housing market, economy goes to hell, and the chances of seeing a female U.S. Commander and Chief in your lifetime greatly increases. The farm-i-sue-di-cal (phonics) companies will survive the depression to end all depresions. The cost for pills due to "your" post pardem depression caused by her unwillingness to allow you to enjoy "her" surgery, will surely have you selling off your rc collection to keep the anti-depressant coming. Unless you live in Canada. Then all this is just mood point.
The truth is tough for many of us to face up to but.. If she just lays there now, odds are she will just lay there after a pinch. One note if she does just lay there and the dishes start piling up. Check for a pulse and call 911.

Alternative?.....male enhancement (as seen on tv) for men. I don't know if you've seen one of the many commercials for all products available. But I swear her eyes bulge out every time she says.. Male enhancement for a certian part of the male body. Okay, now with special effects.... She makes a point stress the words that create the bulging effect.

"Male Enhancement (eyes bulge out) for a certain part (eyes bulge out even bigger) of the male body."

You have all seen Bob right? Bob in the enzyme commercials? What a dork, right, but look at him. He is always smiling and shit he hit that golf ball a freaking mile. Holy, wanna, bee. At that x-mas party they censored for that commercial. Where he was Santa, all the babes were in a line just waiting to sit on Bob's lap. No missle toe was even needed!. I even got the impression his wife was happy he wasn't being so selfish with his endowment. I mean his life must be perfect.
So I say why not a bigger piston instead of pinching the sleave. Heck it's your God given gift! Make him proud! I've only heard of one man that didn't keep his in a divorce. No wait, he got it back didn't he?. Anyway, instead of giving her more power, you get some back and more. You take it with you every where go, but you leave the pinch at home. Show it off like it was a two breast implants rolled into one long one. Show the bosses old lady a good time, get a raise and promotion with one swing of the big bat. Think big, No BIGGER and decide one house isn't enough. Get the economy rolling forward again. Your gonna need a place to let it all hang out, some where the pinch isn't. If your lady gets out of line just wing the whip. She's gonna thank you for it. Instead of the usual smart ass reply like Is that all you got? She will be wanting a second helping of whoop ass *if your into that* from her man. Watch out you might see that bad girl side of her again *if your into that and plaid skirts* before the night is over.

It could be the start of a flashback to the time of Leave it to Beaver and Flipper when the men actually did wear the pants in the family. Flipper actually didn't but he was in control. A chance for the male to rise to taller hieghts, pull up his trouser, slap the suspendors over his shoulder (15% tip left on dresser is recommeded, but optional), and stand tall, firmly erect against the female and her uncontrollable lust to have half our money and all the ........ (a certian part of the female body). Pinch. A return to the simpler days when you could damn well spank your boy and the neighbors boy. Not for the fun of it or due to a frustrating day at work. Need a good reason like if you caught them doing what you damn well know they are doing, but just can't prove it yet. Being boys at one time ourselve we know how they think. Little perverts. Male enhancement(eyes bulge bigger the Bart Simpsons), with 500 billion sold so far in China and the it population still booming, it must work. SO what are you waitng for, turn off the info comercials, hit the submit reply button below and move on in your life..

If you do break the Cal Ripkins iron man record while using perfomance enhancing drugs. There will be an astrik next too it in the Hall of Fame. But it will be in the hall of fame, you can bet on that Pete.


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06.12.2009, 07:47 AM

Part of this post does have pertinant information to this thread.

back on topic.
Thanks for helping on the language barrier. I did some looking and found out some about it after your input sent me to the hospital for research. There wasn't anything there that was already pinched and I found nitro to not be as popular of a language as I though. Ran into some communication barriers and was escorted out of the emergency room. Nice fellows, just doing their jobs like you and I.

In one of the threads I found a link to a place that sales the tools and also does the procedure for what looks to be real cheap. I am not that precise with any tool, gave up on anything that is a prefect circle years ago. It sounds like a relatively cheap way to get a few more gallons out of your engine. I read..... ah hell, if you made it this far into the post you're sick of my sense of humor, bored at work, or intoxicated. Six month from now I will stumble onto this post and wonder if I was intoxicated when I wrote it. Here's the link if your interested this is the place and they already have info about it written down and explained how and why 100 time better the I. A video too, haven't watched it yet though.

http://www.rayaracing.com/

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Some people talk to themselves, I found typing to myself a little more challenging. With or without a spell checker. It seem to be more socially acceptable in this day and age. Easy to do at the office without attracting attention. Plus, who's to say I am typing to myself. Hard for someone to prove if you word it right. Now if you're in the canned food isle alone and your talking out loud. Bam! You on the list of people to watch out for and the same mystery shopper follows you around in the store. Coincedence? Probably. NOT!
   
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I can only say that one day I plan to go to Spokane and knock on your door and attempt to sell you some bibles...
   
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That's funny. That reminds me of my most recent bi-polar (not bi-sexual) ex-fiancee. Wasn't too long after a couple of the young mormons on thier mission had a couple nice afternoon talks with her. She adopted thier faith, moved out, - directly across the street from my living room window. Left here daughter her for me to take care of. Thank God, her duaghter and I both exclaimed. Made a pact with her God as their faith requires, swearing off the tabacco, coffee, all the fun stuff right up the list to my favorite at the time, adultry. Well it wasn't long and she was breaking every one of those pacts she made except for one. You probably already geussed that she never got a divorce from her husband of 3month she married around 12 years earlier. They did not have a legal binding contract of marrige located in a hall of records when the bible was written, you haven't been his wife for how many years? This is a technicality, I am sure the man upstairs has statue of limitations on marrages like that. Well couldn't convience her no matter what logic I tried. Logic never work with her. I had a set of blue balls I would of carried around in a bucket of ice if I could of found a bucket that big. So yeah, I would let you in, you don't need to bring any bibles. I got a stack of em her. I let young missonaries in when ever they stop by. They try to hurry and leave but I have a lot of questions about the future, past and present situation, and few old tricks, so it's more difficult to get out then it really looks. They were a nice couple of kids just doing there duty like you and me. I did stopped putting dents in the bibles representiatives foreheads with my pistol. Telling them to get off my poarch when I first meet them now. Found out I could get arrested doing it on the poarch. So we all have to make sacrafices to lure enemies into our residences to punish those that really deserve it. The really cool thing is the church rotate the missionaries around. So every so ofthen I get a new set and the funs start all over. Kinda like hunting season, but don't need a permit or tags for these. I knew she wasn't going to be the one that I wand to wear depends with. Iwas looking for a way out, but when you make a commitement to make sure a young girl graduates, grows up with a little self respect, and doesn't turn out like her mother. Dam it you honer it or you, me, and every other responsible hard working tax payer foots the welfare check for generations. Somebody needs to stop the cycle. I really owe the young guys for doing me a big favoiur. I telll them right afte they tell me they are being relocated agian. They moved all off her crap accross the street. I hate moving with a passion, whole nother book on that. Hell, I didn't help her move in, I sure the hell wasn't going to help her move out. I sold my F-250 so people would stop going. " Hey Guy, you got a truck don't you?" F*** NO - Not anymore buddy, and I don't know anything at all about computers, and I have NO spare change today, again, so don't ask. Ony time you ever call or come over is because you need something something from me. Brothers? What can you do.... Why he has to panhandle on the corner the block at work. He knows I have to walk right by him. All is good now. I never talk to that ex and I have made several frieinds through that adventure that are a part of the mormon church. They don't drink all my beer or bum smokes from me. My brother brings in 3 figures a year, turns out he's a better begger then a thief.

It will be great to meet you in person. I'm sure you have some good stories. I will break out the good jelly jars for our beverages when you make. Will have to get the jelly out first but shouldn't take long. You want me to wait so you can get the jelly out of your own jar?
Keep your lid too it fits all kind of jars, keeps the spilling down to a minimum. Waste not, want not. Give me weeks notice so I can grease the pig up real good. It no fun if you catch if too fast. Got to give the coals time to setup. Yee Haw!

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Hmmm, I can imagine a week with you would push me over the edge!!!!!

Just kidding, I am sure it would be great to scoop some jelly out of a jar? with you, and then try to catch a lubicated cochon in your yard... Sounds like Washington state is a very strange place indeed.
   
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Washingtons a pretty reserved state. The "Evergreen State" has created some confusion. Some people actually think there is a tree called Evergreen instead of a species of tree. Evvergreens are suppose to be green all year round. The state tree is a Western Hemlock, which is an evergreen conifier. Has cones that bere the seeds and has the evergreen looking needles that actuall turn color in the fall and eventually looses them in the winter. The Evergreen state knickname comes from the highest states taxes to be found on booze, smokes, and lap dances.
Was just testing the waters with the Jelly jars. Not sure if was a Southern thing or not. Spents some time with a girl from 'Bama and well she had a thing for free couches on the sidewalk, jelly, jars, and welfare. Now she could suck the jelly out of a jelly squeze container faster then...... lol The container of choice is the Coleman insulated 32oz super suckers. Sometimes one drink before work is all that is needed.
Yeah, uhh, .... Well the thing with the greased pig, is ........The church is the only one that can get away with chasing the lubricated cochon in public. So we'll be chasing ours inside the house if we can get it out the truck. lol If Jayjay comes alone I'll have take all my Louis L'Amour hardbacks off the book shelves though. lol
   
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Yep, I guess JJ proofing a house is more difficult than baby proofing it. You have to move all of the sharp objects, AND all of the liquor...

Glad to hear you had a southern jelly sucker, even if she was on welfare and liked other peoples jizz receptacles.... (old couches that were being thrown out).
   
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Hide the booze from me ? Sounds like im getting jipped. How about we just get alot of bubble wrap and a tard crash helmet with beer holders Im sure we could make me a "JJ safe" suit with all or RC stuff lol
   
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